Unhappy with your order?

Did it arrive damaged? Look or taste funky?

Did the doorman forget to bring it up to you so it just sat all weekend behind the desk?

Did the delivery man go on vacation and his replacement wasn't quite so robust in his duties?

Did you just not like it? 

No problem, we'll fix it. Send us an email or give us a call.

We'll happily replace it, help you find something else, or refund your money.  Whichever you prefer.

Oh, and we'll never ask you to send it back to us. That's just weird. 

Did your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend eat it all before you got a chance to have any?

Sorry, you're on your own with that one. Honestly, you've got to train them better than that.